doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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