is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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