i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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