thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
they need to just BURY HIM!
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
