sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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