return my video game
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Just pee around me
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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