i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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