How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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