whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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