I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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