Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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