Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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