If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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