in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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