If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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