Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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