My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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