No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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