When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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