Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
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