Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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