I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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