In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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