You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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