I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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