I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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