If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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