She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
