I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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