I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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