So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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