Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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