love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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