i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
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I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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