Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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