I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Randomize
