She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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