I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
