I smell stomach acid.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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