Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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