piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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