Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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