We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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