I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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