I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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