We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I want to be your penis for a week.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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