You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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