That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
only you would photoshop your dick
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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