Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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