just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
