Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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