Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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