You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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