You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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